You know the ones. The horny diapers with some white guy’s name on the ass. The circuit party butt floss that’s made like a tissue: used once and full of slime. The cage of straps that passes for a tank top. The made-in-china microplastic monstrosities that fit like a ball crusher. And not the fun kind.

We started this brand because we’re fucking tired of wasting money on bullshit that ends up in a landfill. We’re starting a different kind of party — where everyone is welcome, especially the weirdos. 

We’re here to give the dolls some options. Gear that lasts longer than your last-minute day trip to Fire Island. The kind of serve that goes from the pool to the kiki… even the afters at that weird rich guy’s house when you’re a little bit too high. The kind of fit that makes you feel like the exact faggot you are, not some basic clone. That shows off or covers up whatever parts of you feel fuckable today. That perfectly lived in, comfy-yet-slutty little number that turns heads and starts conversations.Whatever mess you’re getting into we got you.

So jump in. Get wet.